robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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bluandorange: monetizeyourcat: dancepunksnotdead: You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework? It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this. http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift holy shit! fucking COOL
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jesspinkman: being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised #the optimistic look on pessimism
awesomephilia: When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it
peevesies: fucks-up-cuz-band-members: peevesies: peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole...
attackofthepartycannon: time-sponges: NETFLIX IS CALLED NETFLIX BECAUSE ITS INTERNET FLICKS! THIS ENTIRE TIME I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A FUNKY NAME BUT NO INTERNET FLICKS oH
vriska-ler: “women aren’t allowed to—” “women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods” “men are biologically better than women at—” “only men can/should—” “it’s not ladylike to—” “you’re not a real woman if you don’t—” “men are dominant and superior—” “women have to—” “she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex” “she asked for it/it was her fault for—” ...
if lusus move the baby,like cat carry kitten
triplehybrid: salihombox: Nepeta’s lusus: I can definitely see that as canon Equius’s lusus: lol wut? Feferis lusus: Holy jegus she’ll be eaten alive!!!
meladoodle: juilan: My ears. They are ringing. are u gonna answer em
feelingstrangelyalive: you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus… then… out of the corner of your eye you see them… the hannibal fandom
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
fuckyeahlaughters: Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.
mutisija: when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy
dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
itslevilosa: sokkalogical: seeing other artists ‘doodles’ i was just bored during class my ass.
lycanandproud: brodinsons: when you happen to mention never personally wanting to have kids and someone decides to butt in and remind you not to worry and that “you’ll change your mind in time” #I’m with Javert on this one
veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
carlyreajepson: sofalcondone: I’m naked what’s up definitely not anyone’s dick
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